The New Crazy Chicken Page

Schools almost out and I'm not in trouble, yet.

Ah, the fond memories of when me and my friends on the last day of school. We saw if chickens liked the lunches. You have no idea how freaky it is to see a chicken running around the school covered in golash. Or the time we saw what would happen if we put a duck on a teachers desk. Did I mention that the teacher was mortaly scared by ducks. I have recived many e-mails asking who I am. Well You all can address me and the chickne man, dung dung dung. But in actulaty I am a mild manner reporter living in a large city wear crime runs ramped. Now to tel you the truth I am a student a LHS (see if you can figgure this out)in the state of CT in the county of Litchfield.

Most of you dson't know wear that is but you can think about it. Every week I will be giving out another clue and whoever can quess wear I live wins. Yes, wins. Now the new clue. I don't live in Tomostan, heck I can't even spell it!

But now to get back on track about summer. chickens like summer. So do I. It is fun. And thew best part no school! Well I'll write more when I think about it but... Well I have 7 more full school days left. Ha ha ha suckers.

Well check back alot because in three days all 15 of my finnal progects will be over with and I can start updating my site again.

Contest.All you have to do is write in an anser to the question, what came first the chicken or the egg?Send it in with your name and you could win your name on the site! So go ahead try. And rember if noone enters I will have to put my name on and that would just be sad. Check back next week to see the speicle Easter edition to the page, The chicken easter. ALSO IF YOU CAN WRITE A SHORT STORY ABOUT CHICKENS YOU COULD GET IT PUBLISHED ON THIS SITE. Good luck!

Heres Some Chicken Jokes1 What kind of chicken is four foot six and scard of everythin. The kid who lives next door.2 If you sat down and fed a chicken cat food and dog food witch would he eat. Neither he would jump onto your face and eat that!Thats all I can think of now but check back every week for new jokes and chicken pics.You can find the picture and the joke of the week at the top of the page.