The Chicken Conspiracy Page
"Some think the world will end in fire some say it will end in ice" goes Robert Frosts poem but I say the world will end in chickens! They out number us over 1000 to one. They have the man power (sort of) to take us by storm. They also have reason to hate us. How would you like it if some big ugly things chopped up your uncle and sold him in a bucket after they submerged him in hot oil. The to top it off they devoir him on the spot, and feed you the left overs!! They dominate our goverment. They walk among us in there chicken controled human cyborgs. Well I plan to stop them. Along with a small grop of friends we plan to uncover thier plans. You may ask am I safe hear in my house reading about the chickens. No you are not safe. Hear are a few tips to keep safe. 1. They can not open doornobs. Only houses with doornobs are safe. 2 They dominate the internet. It's easy for them to peck our keyboards.Build up chicken supporter sites. We must strick back. More tips to keep you safe are on the way. If you live in a high chicken pouplation zone send me a e-mail at meep22@hotmail.com for a list of things to keep you safe. Or you can join our cause to stop the chickens!
Hear is one of out greatest alies in the war against the chickens. Brown duck,the duck leader. The Ducks have also taken up the noble fight to stop the chickens. They are the chickens mortal enemys. When ever you see a duck from now on think of them as a alie in this war. All ducks pack heat under their wings. They are also helping us becusas they need some one to feed them. They are too lazy too forage for food so they relie on us. Without the ducks we are doomed so protect them with your lives! This Brown Duck is trying to rally a army to counter atack the main body of the chicken army. But this will take time so we must protect ourselves in the time being. Brown Duck has a army of about 10,000 ducks strong but he needs more. If you see any ducks give them this message in duck talk: Quak, Quake quake, wak Quak, Quak Quak Quak, Wak, Quak.Those are the secret rendevous corodenates for the duck army. Rember not all chickens are evil. Few are good. Check back to get updates. We believe the evil squirells have joined on the chicken side to make us work in thier nut mines. Something strange has happened to the chicken army! It is gone! They have halted all atacks! I don't know why but something is wrong, very wrong. I will put new info as soon as I get it so check back soon.
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When will this hostile take over happen? What are the signs I should look for?
None of our sources have been able to indicate when this take over will occoure. Hear our the signs you should look for.1 Chickens everywear. 2 Bosses and teachers making you sing chicken surpiority chants such as the following: The chickens are our undined leaders. We will surender ourselves to them. They are perfect and we are their rightfull slaves. We will obey them and protect them with our lives... These chants could take days to say the chickens are so power hungry. 3 Strange chicken behavior like chickens patroling the streets marching in tight formations. 4 Lawyers being attacked by massive swarms of chickens becomes a common occurance. We have uncovered one fact to aid us in our charge. Their leaders name is Plucked Head. His head is plucked and said to never be able to grow feathers again. If you see him send us a E-mail at once. Do not engage him he has two dozen chicken bodygards at all time. They are highly trained in combat and should be feared. We are the only people trained to engage them. Be afraid, be very afraid.
And rember to look for our duck alies. They have sworn to fight the chickens becusas if the humans were inslaved who would feed them?
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